Thursday, November 10, 2016

Great Article From Goon Squad: Aging Has-Been Singer Madonna In Hospital For Emergency Stomach Pumping! (Humor)

There have been many out there that claim that I am sometimes "too serious" when it comes to my writings at this blog.... Honestly, I do periodically read a lot of funny articles and other humorous material sent my way... And on occasion have indeed shared those articles here for my readers....

One article today that I came across had me absolutely rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and I want to share it here for everyone to see for themselves... This one comes from a fellow truth seeker who of course writes "Goon Squad" at www.careandwashingofthebrain.blogspot.com, and is entitled: "Madonna In Hospital For Emergency Stomach Pumping"..... I have it here in its entirety and of course my own thoughts and comments to follow:


Thursday, November 10, 2016

Madonna in Hospital for Emergency Stomach Pumping


New York--Aging pop Diva Madonna today entered New York's Mt. Sinai hospital for a gastric suction procedure, more commonly known getting one's stomach pumped.

Dr. Shlomo Lipshitz, the attending physician said, "Madonna is recuperating and doing fine. She is a die-hard Hillary fan and made a promise to uhh, give anyone who voted for Hillary sexual favor, which she eagerly complied with on the streets of New York. Unfortunately, after two days of this service, Madonna had swallowed so much of a certain bodily fluid, that her system became toxic, resulting in severe stomach pain and bloat. We suctioned out around 300 cc's of male sperm from her stomach and also retrieved her bottom denture plate, which must of been shoved down her throat during an enthusiastic moment."

Madonna is expected to stay until Saturday, then will return to the streets for more voting action. At press time, we could not confirm that former President Clinton was searching New York streets for his friend.

This is Seymour Butts reporting for station AZHO.

Posted by Greg Bacon at 10:18 AM


NTS Notes:  Again, this is great and I must applaud Goon Squad for this fine work....

Lets face it.. Madonna Louise Ciccone is a washed up singer, way past her prime, and looks so gawd awful these days... In her vain attempts to grab some attention she did absolutely state just a short while ago that she would personally give blow jobs to everyone who votes Democrat in the US Federal Election!  

When I saw that ridiculous claim by this singer, who is way past her prime with her best years well behind her,  that she would "service" Democratic voters personally, I had to laugh... And honestly I wanted to see her go through with her plans.. Goon Squad of course has taken it to the next level and the result as shown is laughable!

Well done, Greg.... This one is for everyone to see, definitely!  And remember everyone, this is only humor.....

More to come

NTS

7 comments:

greencrow said...

Is it humor or humoUr? As a Canadian it would be HUMOuR.

gc

Northerntruthseeker said...

Flavor or flavour...zee or zed....We Canuckleheads always have to be a bit different, Crow!

darolo said...

Idiot who wrote this wouldn't last 5 mins in a gym with Madonna . As for her 'ridiculous' claim you wouldn't last that one either! This doesn't make me laugh at all it just smacks of Trumpism! Wonder if this 'Seymour Butts' ( is that meant to be funny) writes stuff like that about the well past their prime (according to yours and his ageist remarks) Rolling Stones who keep managing to sire babies! And yes it is ageist not agist, colour not colour - lazy spellers ! But I can see that extra letter's a little too much for US to remember so remain lazy of the real English language!

Northerntruthseeker said...

Give it a rest, darolo... This is supposed to be comedy and I will handle it that way!

Yes, this has been did indeed absolutely state that she would give blow jobs to ALL democratic voters... That is absolutely the truth... And if you cannot handle the truth then go to some "Democratic" website where you can spew...

I am tired of these sore losers... Drumpf is still not the answer but he is eons better than witch mass murdering psychopathic Killary..

Mike Mann said...

Darolo or Dildo, goofy or just plain dumb, I, too, have to be a bit different. Is it because you missed a chance to be serviced by one of America's favorite shameless sluts that makes you so defensive? Maybe her protege, Miley Cyrus (another staunch Killary supporter), would be happy to help you out. Don't you think it's interesting that it is mostly the dregs that are anti-Trump?

Bernadette Fitzpatrick said...

I am not a Madonna fan ...she will do anything for publicity but this pat is not in the least funny it's just extremely vulgar and ageist but only because she's a woman .the rolling stones all look like mummified remains but press don't go on about their looks their age because they are men .

Mike Mann said...

@ Bernadette, the Rolling Stones have been picked on a lot for continuing to do a shtick that is befitting much younger musicians. Mick jagger still can't resist doing his gyrating kangaroo dance when on stage. Long before Mick turned 100, I heard a stand-up comic say "We don't need the Rolling Stones anymore because we already have the singing raisins."

To be more in line with a stricter feminist complaint, shouldn't you instead have made the claim that the only reason that the Rolling Stones aren't picked on is because they all have penises?