Wednesday, September 26, 2012

You Know You Need A Tinfoil Hat If....

Last weekend. I did my usual Sunday rant, and I put up a list entitled: "Are you proud to be Jewish knowing...".    I received many accolades from members of the real truth movement, and one person who is a close friend of mine, Noor, who writes the blog: Snippits And Snappits (, even went so far as to take that rant and make some tremendous improvements to the article by adding some fabulous pictures, and an interesting part about ultra Jew, David Lee Roth to boot!.  I suggest that readers take a look at the article at her blog...

I figured that I would repay Noor the favor... For this article, I want to present her latest work, entitled: "You Know You Need A Tinfoil Hat If...." for my own readers to view right here for themselves.   I have my own additional comments to follow:



This list could go on forever could it not? Feel free to add any more to the list please.

You know you are a conspiracy theorist if:  
~ You are capable of critical thinking.

~ You distrust mainstream media.

~ You like nature.

~ You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.

~ You do not need the latest gadgets and electrical toys to feel complete and modern, in touch with it all.

~ You question the removal of the MEK, Iranian terrorist cult that works in Iran with the CIA, from the American list of terrorist organizations.

~ You have problems with AIPAC running American politics and American politicians being owned by AIPAC.

~ You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.

~ You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.

~ You question the gay agenda

~ You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.

~ You have read a book in the past year.
~ You are comfortable being alone for more than three minutes.
~ You think you have the right to protest.

~ You question chemtrails, those pretty white lines of “clouds” in the skies.

~ You know of the existence of weather manipulation, weather wars, HAARP.

~ You think the War on Terror is a scam.

~ You think the War on Drugs is a scam.

~ You think the Kardashians reality show is trash.  (This one is for you NTS!)

~ You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.

~ You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.

~ You think your vote will change things.

~ You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.

~ You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.

~ You question whether the government loves you.

~ You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.

~ You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single. (Heck, I don't even know who Kesha is! What does that make me?)

~ You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.

~ You don’t trust the boys of Wall Street and think they put their interests before yours.

~ You think corporations aren’t people.

~ You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.

~ You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream.  He’s still a bad guy.

~ You boycott Israel and speak out in favour of such actions. 

~ You even THINK about Jews being involved in any of these issues mentioned here.

~ You consider ARABS to be Semites and 95% of Jews to be Ashkenazi or of European origin.

~ You recognize Palestine

~ You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people.  You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.

~ You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines.  If they are unable, their children should go.

~ You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.

~ You grow your own food.

~ You believe in alternative and homeopathic medicine 

~ You question vaccines and avoid them for both yourself and your family.

~ You understand the need for homeschooling your children.

~ You buy raw milk.

~ You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.

~ You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.


~ You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.

~ You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.
If you answered yes to more than five of the above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.  You also may be on the government’s terror watch list.  Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought. 

NTS Notes: Personally, I am truly proud of being labelled a Conspiracy Theorist, but nobody has yet to say that I wear a tinfoil hat.

The fact is that today, those people who have long called us "Conspiracy Theorists" are now realizing that we have been right all along...

Readers, the fact is also that the Jewish controlled media has lost all of its credibility due to their constant lying and refusal to put out truthful information.  People have grown sick of the Jewish media lies, and are turning to the alternative media, and sites such as this one for real truth and honesty.

Just as Noor says.. If you have any more points to add to this list.. Feel free to do so putting it in the comment section for this article.  It will be interesting to see what the readership does come up with!

More to come


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