When you really think that things have not gotten absurd enough, here comes something that beats everything else hands down!
I came across this article from www.time.com, and I absolutely broke out laughing so hard, I fell off my chair! This is probably the most insanely stupid thing that the Zionist criminals that control the media have done so far this year, and the year is still young. Here is the article, and you can start laughing any time you want:
Bin Laden Blasts U.S. for Climate Change
(DAVOS, Switzerland and CAIRO) — Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has called in a new audiotape for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming.
In the tape, aired in part on Al-Jazeera television Friday, bin Laden warns of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring "the wheels of the American economy" to a halt.
He says the world should "stop consuming American products" and "refrain from using the dollar," according to a transcript on Al-Jazeera's Web site. The new message, whose authenticity could not immediately be confirmed, comes after a bin Laden tape released last week in which he endorsed a failed attempt to blow up an American airliner on Christmas Day.
Meanwhile, the success of talks this year to salvage a global climate accord hinge on money, Mexico's President Felipe Calderon said Friday, urging executives at the World Economic Forum to pay more to fight climate change.
Despite recent scandals that have invigorated global warming skeptics, Calderon and the U.N. climate chief vigorously defended scientific work showing that sea levels are rising and glaciers melting, with consequences for millions of people and economies worldwide.
Calderon will host the U.N. climate summit in Cancun at the end of the year, which hopes to improve on the failure last month in Copenhagen to produce a binding accord limiting carbon emissions.
"The economic costs associated with trying to tackle climate change" are central to the challenges facing governments, he said.
"We need to try to learn from our mistakes in Copenhagen," Calderon said in Davos. "If we can find an economic mechanism ... we will be on track."
Rich and developing countries clashed at Copenhagen over how much, and how, each should contribute to battling global warming. At the end, the key emerging economies of Brazil, South Africa, India and China brokered a political accord with President Barack Obama and they will play a key role in shaping what the U.N. hopes will be a legally binding climate deal by the end of the year.
As countries shakily emerge from recession, a key part of the debate is ensuring that progress is environmentally effective but also won't break the bank.
"In the private sector, we need clear targets," said Renault-Nissan head Carlos Ghosn, who has championed electric cars. He encouraged cooperation among governments and the private sector for a climate accord and for fixed emissions targets and prices for emitting carbon gases.
Yvo de Boer, head of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change, told The Associated Press that recent scandals over climate data have not discredited the scientific evidence that global warming exists and must be countered.
"What's happened, it's unfortunate, it's bad, it's wrong, but I don't think it has damaged the basic science," he said in an interview late Thursday.
Global warming skeptics have expressed anger after a U.N. report warning that Himalayan glaciers could be gone by 2035 turned out to be off by hundreds of years because of a typo — the actual year was 2350 — and over stolen e-mails from the University of East Anglia's climate science unit.
"Concluding that the Himalayan glaciers are going to disappear later is like being happy about the fact that the Titanic is sinking more slowly than we had originally feared, even though it's still going to sink," de Boer said.
De Boer expressed confidence that the business leaders at Davos, who are starting to enjoy an economic recovery after a rough couple of years, would invest anew in renewable energy.
"Energy sector investments that were put on hold because of the crisis are beginning to be made again," he said. "I think people will take future climate change policy into account."
NTS Notes: This type of BS article almost makes you cry from laughing so hard. The insanity of the pushers of the Global Warming farce now joining forces with the equally insane perpetrators of the lie that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. But it all makes sense when you realize that both groups are a bunch of liars, deceivers, and charlatans.
Thanks to this absolutely laughable article, my Files of Absurdity has now become the Files of Insanity, definitely!
And by the way.... Osama Bin Laden is still dead!
More to come
NTS
