From The Files Of Absurdity, Volume CLVI: Now THIS Is Getting Absolutely Ridiculous: Phony Al Qaeda Putting Explosives Into Human Bodies?

People across the United States have been subjected to the absolutely absurd need of having themselves subjected to Cancer causing full body scanners, or the indignity of pat downs by TSA officials, just to take a flight on board an airplane.   It is so ridiculous as to the level of paranoia and fear put forward by their own government and controlled media outlets, that the public would blindly agree to this type of harassment and loss of personal freedom... All for the stupid and very false excuse of protecting them from "terrorists" that do not exist, and are in fact an invention of their own government!

The question becomes:  What is the next level of bogus "terrorist" fear that governments will subject their citizens to?   Well, here is the answer, and it comes courtesy of the Mail Online News service out of the UK, at www.dailymail.co.uk, and this one is so ridiculous that it belongs in my latest chapter in my Files Of Absurdity.    Please take a look at this article, entitled: " Frankenbombers: Al Qaeda Hatches Plot To Implant Explosives Into Suicide Bombers", for yourselves readers right here.... Believe it or not, they actually put out this garbage:

'Frankenbombers': Al Qaeda hatches plot to implant explosives into suicide bombers

By JAMES WHITE

Last updated at 5:28 PM on 6th December 2010

Al-Qaeda fanatics may be planning a horrific 'Frankenbomber' suicide attack by implanting explosives into a human body.

Defence analysts logged conversations between users of a online forum in which Muslim extremists debate terrorism methods which could beat new US aviation security checks.

The alarming posts included one by a user who claimed to be a surgeon, promising a 'new kind of terrorism'.

Threat: The new methods for smuggling as bomb on a plane discussed on a terrorism forum could breach tight US security checks

It called on bomb makers and doctors to create the perfect solution to murder 'larger numbers of unbelievers and apostates.'

The post said: 'What is your opinion about surgeries through which I can implant the bomb... inside the operative's body?

'I am waiting for the interaction of the experienced brothers to connect the two sciences together and produce a new kind of terrorism, Allah willing.'

Monitoring of the site by the SITE Intelligence Group also revealed that stitching a bomb into the abdominal cavity made of plastic or liquid explosives - such as semtex or PETN - was judged the best method.

'It must be planted near the surface of the body, because the human body absorbs shocks,' advised one terrorist.

Worrying attack: A Saudi Prince was injured in a suicide bombing in which the would-be killer carried explosives inside his body

The forum discussion comes as US passengers reacted angrily to 'intrusive' body searches involve pat-downs and scanners in a security crackdown.

Such searches would not detect a 'Frankenbomber' implanted with explosives, it is believed.

Mark Rossini, a former senior FBI counter-terror expert told the New York Daily News: 'In the same way that drug smugglers have placed bags of narcotics in the body cavities of animals and had people ingest condoms filled with drugs, it would not be out of the realm of Al Qaeda operational planners to conceive of such a technique.

'No technique is off-limits to Al Qaeda to achieve its destructive goals.'

In August last year, Saudi Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef was injured when a suicide bomber with explosives carried inside his body managed to breach security and detonate the device.

Intrusive: But the checks wouldn't discover internal bombs

NTS Notes:  I read this article, and I could not believe that the Zionist Jewish controlled media has the nerve and audacity to stoop to this level of absolutely absurd fear-mongering!  

First:  People must be aware by now that there is NO Al Qaeda at all!   That organization was created by the US CIA and the Israeli Mossad to strike fear into people, just to get their support for their phoney "War On Terror"!    The psychological effect of generating fear into the public through this phoney organization has worked successfully beyond these criminals' wildest dreams!

Second:  It should be obvious that this type of stunt is being done to make sure that they put these Cancer causing machines into every airport around the country.    Guaranteed, that this insane notion of having bombs implanted into human bodies will be used to expand the usage of these deadly machines into other buildings such as bus terminals, public buildings, schools, etc....

I hope by now that people can see how insane the information presented in this Mail Online article truly is.  It definitely belongs in my Files Of Absurdity for its audacity and fear-mongering alone!

More to come

NTS