Wednesday, May 5, 2010

From The Files Of Absurdity, Volume CXXI: The Dead Guy Is Now Alive And Living In Luxury In...Iran!

Osama Bin Laden has been dead for over 8 years now, and is buried somewhere in Northern Pakistan or across the border into the Tora Bora Region of Afghanistan. He died of Kidney failure sometime around early December, 2001. That is a fact and has been known by many International news agencies for years.

However, the compliant Zionist controlled MSM in America, and in some countries such as Great Britain, continues with the charade that he is alive and well and living in some cave in Afghanistan. For example: The American public has been played as suckers by these criminals into believing that he is still alive by the constant BS reports and false videos that the MSM puts up once in a while.

Now again, the Zionist controlled MSM comes out with a new report about the dead guy being "alive and well". Here is the latest lie, put forward thanks to the Telegraph news service out of Great Britain at, that a "New Documentary" places Osama Bin Laden as alive and well and living in, and this is no lie, Iran!:

Osama bin Laden 'living in luxury in Iran'

Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, is living in the lap of luxury in an apartment in Iran and spends his time falconing, according to a new documentary.

Published: 7:07AM BST 05 May 2010

Far from huddling in a cave in Afghanistan fearing for his life, the al-Qaeda leader has been enjoying the protection of Iran's Revolutionary Guard with his wife and children since 2003, the film Feathered Cocaine asserts.

The documentary features Alan Parrot, one of the world's foremost falconers, who claims that bin Laden, an avid falcon hunter, has been taking part in the sport relatively freely in Teheran, Fox News reports.

Mr Parrot, who was once the chief falconer for the Shah of Iran and who has worked for the royal families of Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, used his contacts in Iran to talk about bin Laden's life there.

He took two Icelandic filmmakers, Om Marino Arnarson and Thorkell S. Hardarson, into the secretive world of falconers where some birds can sell for over $1 million, and in which the elite of the Middle East conduct business and politics in remote desert camps.

One contact, said to be a warlord from the country's north, claims to have met bin Laden on hunting trips six times since 2003.

He said that the terrorist leader was calm, healthy and so comfortable that "he travels with only four bodyguards."

Mr Parrot told Fox News that the warlord, who supplies the falcon camps bin Laden visits on hunting forays, agreed to talk only because one of Mr Parrot's men had saved his life.

"This was the repayment," Mr Parrot said. "He was asked to talk. He wasn't happy about it."

The last confirmed meeting between bin Laden and the warlord was in 2008, Mr Parrot said.

"There may have been more since then, but I haven't talked to my source since we left Iran," he said.

Parrot's story is supported in the documentary by former CIA agent Robert Baer, an outspoken critic of US policy in the Middle East on whom the film Syriana is based.

NTS Notes: This article is absolutely laughable! So let me get this straight, and stop me if I am wrong... They dug up Osama Bin Laden's long decomposed body and transported it over to Iran? I sure like the way that this dead guy gets around...

It seems that the Zionist Jews, in their ever increasing desperation to have their American puppets invade Iran are now showing their absolute insanity by placing the dead guy in Iran itself. Guaranteed that this latest ploy will try to further convince the American public of another reason to attack Iran.
I just hope that the American public is by now well aware of the sick antics of the Zionist Jewish criminals to get them to support new wars for Israel.

Such utter nonsense and absolutely absurd. I can hardly wait for this "documentary" so that I myself can have a good laugh. This one is definitely one for my Files Of Absurdity. I can hardly wait for the next BS report on Osama Bin Laden. Guaranteed one will be coming soon!

More to come



Anonymous said...

Osama bin Lazarus?

Benazir Bhutto told the world he was dead (there was a JooTube video clip of the interview available a few years ago) and then, surprise surprise, she gets one of those convenient bullets to the brain, and that shuts her up. Same as John and Bobby Kennedy.

It's one thing when the likes of you and me try speaking Truth, NTS, and another thing entirely if a prominent public figure does so. They get wide coverage and some of the sheep actually might wake up hearing it from them, so they have to go - and go they do.

Remember Beverly Eckert, NTS? She was the 9/11 widow who would not take the blood money to keep her quiet, and would not shut up publicly calling for an open and honest investigation into 9/11, and she was getting coverage - so down she went in the Buffalo plane crash. Just like Bhutto, the Kennedys, and so many others who meet a (convenient) untimely end . . .we won't be hearing from her any more.

Always good to ask oneself, when these people are murdered: Qui bono? Who benefits?

They have been perpetrating these type of murders for centuries. It's what psychopaths do.


kerdasi amaq said...

The main thing is: are ordinary Americans dumb enough to believe this?

I sincerely hope than they will not buy the media's BS when they attempt to start their mis-adventure to Iran!