Sunday, December 6, 2009

From The Files Of Absurdity, Volume LIX: Oh Come On Now! This Is Getting More Absurd By The Minute!

I just posted an article attacking the UK Newspaper, the Sunday Express, for putting forward the ridiculous notion that Osama Bin Laden was still alive. I have news for you, my readers in Great Britain; Osama Bin Laden has been dead for 8 years now, and your newspapers are lying their asses off!

Well, now I just came across the following article from the good old USA online news service,, at, that is trying to put forward the same lie about Osama Bin Laden still being alive. This is absolutely ludicrous and a terrible lie. Here is the Yahoo article, with my comments again to follow:

Jones: Bin Laden still spends time in Afghanistan

FILE - Osama bin Laden is seen at an undisclosed location in this televisionAP – FILE - Osama bin Laden is seen at an undisclosed location in this television image broadcast in this …

WASHINGTON – National security adviser James Jones said Sunday that al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden still spends some time insideAfghanistan. Most recent U.S. estimates have placed bin Laden insidePakistan. But Jones, a retired general, said the best estimate is that bin Laden "is somewhere in North Waziristan, sometimes on the Pakistani side of the border, sometimes on the Afghan side of the border."

Jones described it as "very, very rough, mountainous area. Generally ungoverned and we're going to have to get after that to make sure that this very, very important symbol of what al-Qaida stands for is either, once again, on the run or captured or killed."

Earlier, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the U.S. hasn't had any good intelligence for years on bin Laden's whereabouts. He said he couldn't confirm reports that bin Laden had been seen recently in Afghanistan.

"If, as we suspect, he is in North Waziristan, it is an area that the Pakistani government has not had a presence in, in quite some time," Gates said.

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said it was important to kill or capture bin Laden and other al-Qaida leaders, "but certainly you can make enormous progress absent that."

Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said people in the region have told him bin Laden "moves back and forth." He said the hunt for bin Laden has prevented him from establishing bases for training and equipping terrorists, adding, "Don't think al-Qaida could not flourish without him if we give them a safe haven."

Jones appeared on CNN's "State of the Union," Gates and Clinton were on ABC's "This Week," NBC's "Meet the Press" and CBs' "Face the Nation." McCain was on NBC.

NTS Notes: This is so laughable, and I cannot believe that anyone actually believes this garbage anymore. Bin Laden spends time in Afghanistan! What do they do? Dig his body up and move it to Afghanistan, and then move this stiff back to Pakistan when they need it there?

There is definitely something about to happen that they need to suddenly dig up the dead guy again. I suspect that something is about to go down, and they need their phony Al-Qaeda with its dead leader to take the blame.

Take heed, everyone. There is a reason why they continue to perpetuate the lies about Osama Bin Laden being still alive, and it is definitely for some very nefarious plans. Do not be fooled!

In the meantime, this is just another chapter in my Files of Absurdity. The problem is that the people are no longer fooled by these idiots in government!

More to come


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