Friday, August 14, 2009

From The Files Of Absurdity, Volume XV: Mermaid Sighting In Israel!

It definitely seems to be a slow time in the world of real news. Therefore, I will just add another silly story to my files of Absurdity instead!

I came across this article, and I laughed! This is coming from that evil Zionist country on the Mediterranean Sea itself. Sometimes it does make you wonder about the mindset of these "chosen people"? But believe it or not, thousands are flocking to this place to try to cash in!

Here is the article, and try not to laugh:

Photograph Israeli Mermaid, Win $1 Million

Mermaid Spotted off the Coast of Israel, $1 Million Prize Awaits First Photographer to Shoot Her


Dozens of excited visitors gather every evening on the seashore near the Israeli town of Kiryat Yam, near Haifa.

A Mermaid has Been Spotted off the Coast of Israel, $1 Million Prize for First Photo
Dozens of excited visitors have been gathering on the seashore near the Israeli town of Kiryat Yam near Haifa to catch a glimpse of the area's latest star attraction, a mermaid.
(Stone/Getty Images)

They are all desperate to catch a glimpse of the area's latest star attraction, a mermaid.

According to numerous eyewitnesses, the mythical sea creature looks like a cross between a little girl and a dolphin, and only comes out at sunset. "People are telling us they are sure they have seen the mermaid and they are all independent of each other," said Natti Zilberman, a local council spokesman.


The creature, according to the fast-growing local legend, performs a series of acrobatic tricks before disappearing beneath the Mediterranean waves.

Whatever the truth of the tale, it has done wonders for the tourist economy.

Local officials are now offering a cash prize of $1 million for the first tourist to take a photograph of the mermaid.

"I believe if there really is a mermaid," Zilberman said, "then so many people will come to Kiryat Yam, a lot more money will be made than $1 million."


NTS Notes: This is definitely one for my files of Absurdity! It is absolutely laughable to see that people are suckered into going there for this money which they will never collect! Some suckers are so gullible indeed! I could not believe that abcnews.com would have printed such garbage.

It definitely must be a slow news period indeed!

More to come

NTS

2 comments:

Noor al Haqiqa said...

Is this like the mini mermaids they were eating in sandwiches in Japan a few years ago! Some poor man bit into his tuna sandwich and heard a little scream and found a mermaid mixed with his mayo and and and SHE WAS ALIVE! Apparently all the locals ate mermaid regularly without ever growing gills or scales.

Yes, add that one too dear. Now, you know money is the need here. But I have to say, being god's chosen whatevers means you get speshull treatment. Even the mermaids appreciate your speshull-ness. Do you think bigfoot or Nessy of LochNess will make an appearance soon?

Maybe they think if we admit that even the Little Mermaid thinks they are speshull their standing in international society will improve from such a miracle?

Northerntruthseeker said...

Funny comment, Noor.. And yet so true...

It does make you wonder what kind of logic they actually have...

But I guess the inbreeding, and xenophobia explains much of their insane actions, right?

BTW.... Great articles in your blog, as usual!